Well where do I start? To all the people that know me there is no point in reading this as I am sure you already know more things about me than you could possibly wish (no I am not a whore-DAMN). But for those of you who were unfortunate enough to stumble across this site here is a bit of information about the creator. Born in 1980 in Coventry, England - The place to be I can assure you, we never really made it through the Blitz!! - I have spent most of my life wondering what I would like to do when I grow up. I'm still not sure. My life is very basic, the steady relationship (Love you BIRD), the strenuous sporting activity at the weekend (hockey a proper mans sport-not this puff football shite!!), music, friends and lets not forget the weekly treat of Perfect Pizza (MMM BBQ). I know that this site is not of the quality of most others but hey I can't help that I only get a few hours every day whilst pretending to work to add more interesting stuff. My job is shit!!!!! I do nothing but sit in front of a computer and swerve the web for slightly amusing stuff - oh and I also take some time out of my hectic schedule to do my job as a lame storeman - still it buys me beer and pays my board so musn't grumble. And if there is anyone sad enough out there that would possibly want to tell me what a great site it is that I have made then e-mail me so I can laugh my tits off. 
This is just a quick shout out to Fran and all her work colleagues who get over excited at the smallest things-So now you have your names on the web: Marian-who doesn't believe I am who I saw I am Joni Charlie Gemma and last but not least FRAN Now do some work you soft southerners !! |